Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Lessons, Sayings,questions and Misinterperations from my Kids

Never put your arm around a croccodile
Mom your butt is too big for the slide
Dogs dont wipe their butts because they don't have hands
Sometimes that happens
I promise I won't run away and hide
Tulla paper(instead of toilet paper)
Watch out pillllow(instead of below)
Hanatizer(instead of sanitizer)
Smarshmellows
The dish is gonna get me
I need privacy
Is that a boy or a girl?
What if your buttcrack was in the front?
Why is that boy wearing makeup?
Are you a boy or a girl?(asking a stranger)
Can I call gab?
Katie Perry!
I'm a professional
Will my ears get pointy on st pattys day?
I love you infinity!
Mom when u get little u can wear my shirt
Can I get the laughing gas?
Kyliesflower(instead of cauliflower)
Wipe my butt
Don't hold babies by the neck
Where does God live?